Are you tired of self-help books that promise overnight success and instant transformations? In You Give Me Six Weeks and I'll Give You Some Disease, Malcolm Carter takes a humorous yet deeply insightful approach to debunking the myth of the "quick fix." Carter guides readers through the realities of personal growth, showing that meaningful, lasting change isn't about magic formulas or six-week programs-it's about embracing the lifelong journey of self-improvement with patience, persistence, and a sense of humor. Through engaging stories, practical strategies, and a refreshing dose of honesty, this book helps readers break free from the unrealistic promises of instant success. Carter covers topics like the science of habit formation, the toxic culture of perfectionism, the power of mindset, and the importance of resilience in the face of setbacks. Whether you're looking to make small changes in your daily routine or embark on a complete life transformation, this book provides the tools and motivation to embrace long-term growth. Perfect for anyone tired of false promises, You Give Me Six Weeks and I'll Give You Some Disease offers readers the wisdom, strategies, and realistic outlook they need to create sustainable change-without the pressure of perfection or the allure of quick fixes. It's time to redefine success and enjoy the journey of personal growth, one small step at a time.