You may be old if . . . you're holding this paperback book in your hands and not reading it on your phone or tablet. That's right, this is an actual book. We cut down a tree to make it.

The pages of this book are filled with funny thoughts about the joys (cough, cough) of getting old. There are also quotes from famous people who share their thoughts on the subject. So really this is two books in one. You're welcome.

The best part of all? Once you're finished reading it, you can go back to the beginning and start again, because you won't remember what you read. (Yes, that is an offensive old person joke. Get used to it, this book is filled with them.)

So put your teeth in, prop your feet up and get ready for some fun at old people's expense, and why not, it's not like they can chase us if we run away.

Filled with short jokes that answer the question posed by the title, You may be old it... plus comedic quotes from famous folks like George Burns, Bob Hope, Mark Twain, Rita Rudner, and more about aging.