If you look hard enough, you will see a smile on these pages. Beyond ravings and curses, here is a tenderness that only someone who grew up in the hallowed land of Yorkshire could feel for the world. Injustice is battled with spit and sensibility, and with such a tenacity, that it's even possible that his Mum might even consider the last six years of Gary's life a worthwhile endeavour.

Gary from Leeds presents Your Attempt To Enjoy These Poems is Considered Unsatisfactory. Chances are, he's right.